Lord Keynes of the Market

Man was not made for the market, but rather, the market was made for man.

Hypothetical Hysteria

"The goal of a liberal / classical education is to produce a person with a fully general capacity to entertain hypotheses without being a hysterical bitch."

– D. Antinora (mashing up some other quotes I found on Twitter)

Antinora's Third Maxim:

The attractiveness of a woman and the intensity with which she demands free contraceptives are inversely proportional.